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sus handshake

The act of putting ones semen on both of your hands and shaking hands.
person 1: "Hey, person 2! Wanna sus handshake?"
person 2: "Yeah sure!"
by Asher. June 30, 2021
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French handshake

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left
The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States
by David Tsal November 20, 2004
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deluxe handshake

A "man's" handshake. When you squeeze someone's hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles.

Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.
Me: So Mike, what's a deluxe handshake?
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.
by /b/illy Ray S. October 6, 2017
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Prep Handshake

The act of firmly grasping another male's penis when greeting one another, while erect. Then vigorously moving it up and down, as if it were shaking a hand.
I hadn't seen evan scollard all year so when I saw him in the halls I exuberantly gave him a Prep Handshake.
by Brotastrophe August 19, 2010
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Manchester handshake

a common sight in the north of England is a man walking down the street with his hands down his pants, playing with his balls. Should he meet an acquaintance, they will invariably shake hands and exchange ball sweat.
They fired me on Monday, so I gave my boss a Manchester handshake...
by gerrouadat July 18, 2013
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Bridgeville Handshake

A hazing ritual wherein a high-ranking individual forces a subordinate's head to crotch level -- in an apparent simulation of a sex act -- while saying, "Wah-Ha."
When I joined the First State Police, I was given a badge, a gun, and the old Bridgeville Handshake.
by Chaffinch August 14, 2006
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bullshit handshake

when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!
Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!

I got a bullshit handshake today in church
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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