by longdonksilvers March 3, 2015


A species of geek that lives on the radio spectrum. Usually elderly, often cantankerous, almost always male, can probably dismantle your brand-new walkie-talkie and put it back together in working order in under an hour. Often appends an incomprehensible jumble of letters and numbers to his name (his radio call sign).
by Brian X September 16, 2003

by nicjae June 10, 2009

The part of a male body which is being pleasured, ranging from a penis, to a big toe. Ham noid can be a vague term, therefore must be only used with gay men.
by Schlumdoy November 10, 2009

a douche move or bad idea
by superfragils March 25, 2010

A girl that has a flabby ass and loose vagina, but good for meaningless sex. Usually a girl you wake up next to and run away from as soon as possible. It is appropriate for your friend to yell "BAD HAM, BAD HAM..." when making a reference to your one night stand with her or girl like her. Sometimes the word is best used with a funny hand gesture or a finger wagging. Origin of word: Abilene, Texas.
"Damn man, how drunk were you? She is a straight up bad ham!"
"There was a group of black people swarming around that bad ham. They love bouncing that kind of ass."
"Hey Nolan, BAD HAM, BAD HAM!"
"There was a group of black people swarming around that bad ham. They love bouncing that kind of ass."
"Hey Nolan, BAD HAM, BAD HAM!"
by jawsattack07 December 14, 2009
