Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
by Amogus_Ampostor June 27, 2022
Get the National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Daymug. theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D
by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 29, 2022
Get the I love my husband ass print moremug. by Dude Regular October 24, 2010
Get the Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbandmug. this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.
"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."
by niggo_mode April 17, 2019
Get the hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out heremug. by Bloody_teeth November 23, 2021
Get the scarfy's husbandmug. by Jax1922 December 28, 2022
Get the Husbandmug. Husbandhangiver-The exhaustion wife gets after she chooses to work too hard over the weekend with her husband by over doing and not giving herself enough self care and sleep.
it is critical the wife doesn’t over do and implement self care and proper sleep to avoid a husband hangover. Julie had a husband hangover the morning after she chose to stay up too late watching Netflix before her early morning work day
by acapellawoman February 23, 2024
Get the husband hangovermug.