Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
by Amogus_Ampostor June 28, 2022
theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D
by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 30, 2022
by Dude Regular October 23, 2010
this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.
"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."
by niggo_mode April 17, 2019
by Olliesalivessssss April 15, 2022
faiths husband drinks beer (i think lol idk)his name is cj and he cares alot about faith,loves her,get true hard times togheter and so on
by Amazing_Starlight December 24, 2017
Wife: walks up to husband and whack
Husband: goes ow what was that for
Wife: goes it's whack a husband day
Husband: goes ow what was that for
Wife: goes it's whack a husband day
by Whack a husband September 29, 2021