hamster hands

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.

I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.

by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023

hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.

Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.

by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016

Corona Hamster

A person who shows asocial hoarding behavior during a pandemic crisis similar to the Corona "Covid-19" disease outbreak. A Corona Hamster is a person who shows Compulsive hoarding behavior while there is no scarcity of life products during an outbreak and instead, causing scarcity due to his or her hoarding behavior.

Did you buy all the Toilet paper? You F***ing Corona Hamster, and how do I need to wipe my Ass now?

by LiquidSass March 13, 2020

Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.

"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder

by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022

hanny hamster

a hanny hamster is a lady who has great class, and an even greater ass. every guy wants her but she’s looking for the one who’s special. she typically only has one best friend, but is friendly to all who deserve it. she never feels truly happy, but that’s the way everyone else sees her. she sometimes will have a bad past, but always a bright future. hanny hamsters are very compatible with baileys. they won’t take shit from ANYONE. they’ll always support what’s right.

person 1) she is so nice who is she
person 2) not sure, but definitely a hanny hamster in the making!
person 1) i agree

by beepboopbeep124 February 14, 2018

Hamster cock

An Extremely small penis which are more prone of appear with people called Harry.

First Guy:OMG bro you have such a hamster cock.

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019

chinese hamster

The chinese hamster is often mistaken for the lesser-known Barnaby Thorold. It often burrows underground to facetime whilst in hybernation and only makes an appearance for chazzle or when forced out of its burrow for a 6:30 practice session. Although the chinese hamster is a monogamous species with one life long mate it seems to spend most of its time alone resembling death. It is currently endangered due to the manifestation of increasingly large spots between there eyes.

A chinese hamster just failed Astronomy 001

by Water buffalo 2 May 11, 2017