HOT CHEETO HATRED

This fucking orange deer that chased me last year and only shows up when it's raining he has fucking orange red hair.

(insert name here)"IT'S MY NEMISIS HOT CHEETO HATRED!!!!!!!"

(Deer charges insert name here )

by Yuruda March 13, 2022

Lummox A Hired Hoodlum

A now debunked loser WingsOfRedemption
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Person: man lummox a hired hoodlum is a pussy

by Liquid Richard August 2, 2022

Hairdressers Car

A metrosexual car, usually a soft top, also driven by men going through a midlife crisis or compensating for something. A navy Mercedes SLK is a brilliant example

He definately looks like he should drive a hairdressers car

by boolucy August 21, 2008

hairdressers car

A small 'sports car' (I use the term sports car loosely), featuring an underpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. Has more show than go. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.

David: Hey Tomath, did you hear frederick got hith hairdretherth lithenth finally? He'th going to buy that thelica he'th had hith eye on.
Tomas: really? how fabulous! its such a hairdressers car he'll be thrilled!

by Cranky_Pants October 17, 2006

Hairest

An extremely hairy chest. A word from combining the word hairy with chest. Usually used as a term of disgust.

Susan: "So...I heard you and Bob went to the beach on Sunday. Romantic I suppose?"
Ingrid: "Ha! Well it was until he took of his shirt. The man's got a hairest so bad you don't even want to look at him, let alone touch him!"

by Ingrid Hanson October 30, 2007

Hairdigger

When a female like a male because of there hair

My crush liked me and as soon as I went to the barbershop and cut my hair off she stop liking me so than she is a hairdigger.

by Degife.W.Hoskins February 15, 2019

hairdryer hands

When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.

One of my hands is hot and one of my hands is cold!

I have hairdryer hands!

by MINDSEY February 24, 2010