Guiness

An Irish stout that is known as a household name. Very good drink and used in Irish recipies like coffee and cakes.

Guy: Y'know, Mick, I'll take a Guiness, it's my 5-month anniversery with my date.
Bartender: Take Two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
Guy:Thanks.

by yahmoo23 February 14, 2010

guine

guine means italian person

look at that guine acting gangsta

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

guinevere

the baddest bitch you will ever meet no matter what those other bitchess say

Damn that girl doesn't give a fuck a total Guinevere

by Mikey20202 February 17, 2017

Guinean Girls

Guinean girls ARE it. 100% beautiful and amazing at everything they do... no tea no shade. If I could find me a Guinean girl I would NUT on the spot fammmm.

"Yo, you peep those Guinean girls? They were fine as hell"

by jennaellaaaaeheheh September 11, 2019

guindalejo

noun, plural:guindalejos

In Puerto Rico; jewelry charms, cellphone charms and pendants. Every kind of jewelry with a lot of fringed items. Puerto Rico artisans call their jewelry and other fringing creations "guindalejo" or "gangarrias". Boobs, testicles, penis, love handles can be called guindalejo because of their fringing nature.

Guindalejo is also an indie biz from Puerto Rico.

Guindalejo is everything that is fringing around everywhere, like a windchime or your granny's boobs.

In Dominican Republic is used to called men genitalia, testicles and penis (because they fringe).

-Norma:"Look that girl has a wonderful bracelet with guindalejos"
-Ileana: "Yes is better than any other gangarria around"
-Norma: "I die to have that bracelet with big chuncky colorful guindalejos"
-Ileana: "I will be the best hottest girl around with that bracelet full of shiny guindalejos"
-Norma:"that bracelet is better than my husband guindalejo"
-Ileana:"I have two small guindalejos, but i will put implants soon"
-Norma:"I may go to the surgeon too, for my fat guindalejos"

by guindalejo February 26, 2011

Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009

Guinevere

Is a very cool and polite person, but don't get on their bad side. They won't spread rumors and usually eats a crap ton of food-mostly during lunch- every day! No matter how much they eat, they still be a skinny piece of shit. They hate being rude but when they are, ya better watch yo back. She is usually bi or lesbian, and she likes the girls with more personality. She herself has an amazing personality, and is very delighted to meet long lost relatives and friends. She is very interested in photography and also a comical sense of humor. Be her friend or acquaintance, but almost never her enemy. She may get mad, but holds a gruge for as long as someone remembers it. She hates herself and wants to change herself, but somehow even her parents still love her. She thinks every day on how to improve the life of others, never once thinking about herself except for when she gets embarrassed and thinks how she can not be seen again by those specific people she was embarrassed in front of.

Tommy: Hey did you hear about Guinevere? How is she?
Dominic: I don't know, she was in a pretty bad accident. She can't remember anything, but she is still her awesome self, even though she is a little more suicidle than before.
Tommy: Sorry Dom, I know she meant a lot to you.

by Guinpogostick February 26, 2017