Ginch

Badly pulling or pushing a putt inside of four feet. Generally caused by nerves or pressure. May also be caused by alcohol or drug withdraw, arthritis or old age. Commonly a result of having the "shakes".

"Dammit, I just ginched that putt!"

by 3-Putt Master August 14, 2009

Guiche

A Person whose hair has receeded so far that their head looks like the bit of skin between the penis and the anus. Being usually welsh they are very annoying and abrasive. A prime example can be found in the Winchester area.Pseudonyms include:
Slaphead
Sweaty-Lube
Forehead on legs

Generally utter tossers

'Heil!'
'Go away Guiche with your slaphead'

by Anonymous February 1, 2005

Guich

To ejaculate in another person's nose purposely.

Boy1: How did the date go with Mary last night?
Boy2: We fucked.
Boy1: How was it?
Boy2: Not so good, bitch used her teeth so I guiched her.

by Jogell December 26, 2007

grinched

a weird sounding but fake sexual act, that a boy may brag about doing to a girl, when really he fell asleep

:Mike what did you do with Hannah?
:Oh...i grinched her

by meemeemike March 16, 2011

Grinchen

1) The act of being a Grinch(i.e. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)

2) Someone who is too cheap to buy Christmas presents or doesn't believe in the joy of Christmas.

Marcus: Hey Tyrone, what did you get your ole lady for Christmas dis year?

Tyrone: Bitch didn't get nuthin!

Marcus: Ahh man, why you be Grinchen so hard?

by Jeff Ashley December 14, 2011

grinched

When a person who is unattractive inconcievably ends up dating someone who is significantly hotter, thereby unfairly removing him or her as a dating option.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that Brian's dating Sarah? She's waaaay out of his leauge.

Person 2: Yeah, I know, he totally grinched her!

by TMNS6789 September 27, 2011

grinch

To not allow one's partner to orgasm when they are on the verge of it.

Gordon grinched Emmie.

by gdag May 29, 2010