Graham

Not a real band director

Person1: why does concert band sound so bad?
Person2: because Graham isn't a real band director

Person1: oh makes sense

by FuckThisPussy69 March 14, 2017

graham crackers

When gay men hate women so much that they vote to approve a sexual predator onto the US Supreme Court.

That Lindsey “fella” over there just voted for Brett Kavanaugh. Man, he is graham crackers!!

by Randspan October 4, 2018

lauren graham

The mom in extremely annoying show Gilmore Girls. Teenage boys druel over her and think she's a MILF, even though she looks like a dude. Needs to show more skin.

Spotty teenager 1 : Dude, did you see Lauren Graham last night on Gilmore Girls ?
Spotty teenager 2 : Yeah man, she showed some serious knee.
Spotty teenager 1 : Sweet!

by thebends June 1, 2006

Graham Phillips

a ninja.

wow, did you that graham phillips?

no...

exactly.

by dragonmasterman August 19, 2011

Graham

Always a gay, male redneck cuck that tends to play either football or hockey even though he is the literal definition of shit. Thinks he’s a hype beast but really he does it for attention because he doesn’t get any of his brothers asshole

That guy is such a Graham, I saw him smooching his sibling wearing Supreme and Bape... smh

by User1836183728 May 9, 2018

Graham

Graham is generally a drug dealer, which is strange due to the fact that he is a narc and a rat. Has gappy front teeth you could drive a truck through, and generally likes women that look like little boys. He has never dated a woman that didn't have kids be ause he is a beta cuck

You're a bitch Graham.

by VernElkridge February 15, 2019

Will Graham

Madihah's husband (not Hugh Dancy though 💔) he is a little mentally ill and a lot emotionally unavailable but she loves him because... well... i don't really know. He is in love with a cannibal, and he himself is a cannibal so it obviously won't work out long term. But i'll let her be delusional for now.

Me: why do you even like Will Graham?
Madihah: he's hot.
Me:...
Madihah: haha kidding. I love so many things about him. I like his aura.
Me: uhm okay *backs away in fear*

by cannibal joker December 8, 2021