rubber goose

When a male has a condom on and his dick is soft.

Girl: "Are you ready babe?"
Boy: "Hold on, I have a rubber goose..again"

by xfg/dugas98 July 15, 2014

Poopin' the Goose

When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".

When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals

"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"

by ashep91 March 2, 2023

choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

Trojan Goose

During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.

"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".

by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019

SPRUCE GOOSING

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.

"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."

by yorg December 8, 2015

Goose Step

Military march originating in Prussia where a stiff leg is kicked high and brought down swiftly. It was used to display the health and strength of soldiers. It is most famous for it's use in Nazi Germany during drills or military parades. Most countries today refuse to use it because it is reminiscent of Nazi Germany. However, it is still used in North Korea and other dictoral countries.

From The Last Crusade:

Nazi General: "What does the journal tell you that it doesn't tell me?"

Dr. Jones: "It tells me that Goose-stepping morons like you should try reading books instead of burning them!"

by Marky Ramone October 13, 2004

Pat the Goose

You "Pat the Goose" when you take a shot of Patron Tequila and chase it with Grey Goose Vodka. Drink responsibly, friends.

Rhea, Pat the shit outta that Goose...She Pat the Goose reaw~reaw~ good

by Arish A July 4, 2011