google

greater than or equal to god

google ownz ask.com yahoo and windows live ass!!!

by hydraulicjj March 25, 2009

google

the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an exceptionally beautiful looking woman in which many people are trying to gain attention from. see bone,pork,plow

Yo, me and Shatoya totally googled last night.
Dude, I'd totally google that
Bro, I'll call you back, I'm googling a dime piece.

by T-Logg March 9, 2008

google

1. (verb) The act of sexual intercourse
OR
2. (verb) To highly confuse, confound or amaze someone
(Perfect Tense: Googled)

1.a"Fwoar, Izzy, I'd Google Zac Braff any day!",
1.b"I would not Google her if you paid me, Shes RAW!"

2.a"You truly had me googled there Roy!"
2.b"Mme Hallam's explanation of how to to construct a reflexive verb in the imperfect tense had the class thoroughly Googled."

by Ja:) March 5, 2008

Google Fingers

The sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them.

"I just asked Melissa what the capital of Assyria was, and I heard the sound of Google Fingers coming from the other end of the phone."

by TheKraigster April 30, 2014

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Google Cooking

Stealing baking and cooking pictures off Google and posting them as your own.

Rob Gover hasn't cooked since '03.

All he does is fucking Google Cooking.

by Jizz Blaster 69 March 25, 2020

google

A code-name for getting high, usually used to describe smoking marijuana. It can also be used as an adjective, "googed"

"Hey do you google?" "Hell yeah, I've been googed all day!"

by livetolaugh208 March 14, 2007