Goated

A state of mind, a feeling that's all high and beyond stoked.

A feeling that can't be described and leaves speechless.

How you doing bro? I'm totally goated!

I'm so fucking goated right now!

goat stoke stoked ecstasy fuck amazing high highest euphoria Feeling

by TheMadJueys April 8, 2016

Goatea

A tea made from dried out goat testicles placed in tea bags then steeped in boiled or luke warm water. mmm good

Or

The incorrect spelling of the word Goatee meaning a moustache and beard around the mouth. making the mouth resemble a pussy... see goatee

Example 1
Me: Hey man
Man: Hey
Me: dude, u got a vagina on ur face
Man: thats cause i want to look like some kinda washed up boy band punk ass LOSER
Me: Well you pulled it off

Example 2

Farmer: Get me a glass of goatea muriel, im in the mood for some ball juice

by Krieger69 March 10, 2008

spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

by 1562 June 1, 2010

Billy-goated

Having such rough intercourse that someone ends up in the Emergency Room.

“I billy-goated that girl so hard, she had to go to the hospital!”

by ambulancegurl13 July 9, 2018

goatse'd

Act of taking it in the rear by a man named antwan. while reserving the money shot.

After the Fraternity party, Jmechy got goatse'd

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

goatse

Website featuring a picture of a hermaphrodite it's a guy with a penis and a vagina. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. People who have been tricked into going to the website are to have been goatsed.

A: Went to the goatse website the other day
B: Ah, you got my email
A beats the stuffing out of B

by Mad Hatter December 28, 2003

goated

I coined this term in 1993. It is a derivitive of the Gott brand ice chest. As we became more discombobulated Gott became goat, thus goated.

I was goated all the way through finals dude.

by 60 central February 16, 2008