Garred

To take a simple task or act and fuck it up. Also to say something so stupid that it does not make any sense to anyone.

Dan: Hey Bill I just saved 1,500 photos of the same guy walking around.

Bill: Man you really Garred that.

by The Other Dann December 28, 2011

Garrett

An annoying red head friend

Garrett is annoying!!

by Jackse26 December 13, 2017

Garrett

An annoying short fucker who steals your food.

Guy 1: omg that little brat just stole my bag of goldfish! Get him!
Guy 2: it's just garrett, hes a lil creep and always does that

by DWMiami3 May 2, 2019

Garrettson

The best guy in town. He is loved by all and you don't want to get on his bad side. The name of your closest friend. Has many friends and is the hottest guy in school/town. He is the most attractive man on planet earth.

See that hot guy there , he is totally a Garrettson

by BOB JOHN SAMSIN May 17, 2017

Garret

Garret’s usually have a big cock , Garret’s are sweet and innocent on the outside but on the inside they are horn dogs. Garret’s usually have girlfriends and one side chick , Garret’s always make the side chick feel loved and like he will eventually be with them when in reality he will never leave his girlfriend

Garret is so sweet he said he loved me most

by Udontknowwhatugotthot April 22, 2018

Garrett

A person who you thought could be so sweet, but ends up being just a dick. He makes you smile, but then stabs you in the back and makes fun of you. You don’t need a Garrett in your life.

Person 1: Wow, I can’t believe that Cody said that to Daren.

Person 2: That’s so Garrett of him.

by BananaBoat_** August 16, 2019

Gariella

A golfing buddy who is extremely good, however, he is ruled by his woman and enjoys being anally penitrated by her. He hides this fact by belittling lesser golfers.

I'm not playing golf this week, I'm playing with my good golfing mates. Fuck off you gariella!

by jusie August 6, 2009