Gaff

A function/party, smaller than a rager but bigger than a kickback

Friend: Yo are there any gaffs tonight
Me: Nah shits dead on a Wednesday

by theoneandonlyturtleking September 10, 2023

Dirty Giffen

when a guy is getting road head and when he cum's he drifts off the road and flip's.

Did you hear? John got into an accident yesterday! It was a Dirty Giffen.

by ddawgg92 November 17, 2011

Graft Gaff Shag

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.

"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"

by Jdiddee May 23, 2016

Gif-Gaff

A word (or words) that don't make sense or are jumbled in some way.

To tell you the truth, JF made a gif-gaff by saying fazz jestival instead of jazz festival.

by prometheus July 5, 2017

Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook, or a lesser known but equally important powerful rusty hook.The main differences is that you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

When a gave the dutch woman a power rusty gaff it felt like pulling a tuna on board. She then wanted one rusty gaff a day to earn her citizenship.

by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019

Finley Gaffley Thomas

Proper nonce and top shagger did a year 9

Your Finley Gaffley Thomas Mate

by Big Chav Willy April 4, 2022

Brian Guffey

B.G. is a man who trys to find the good in a person before he lays down the law of wisdom and then whole heartedly promotes self recognition and self love. B.G.will always make sure the path is clear for you to "walk your walk" or for you to "stubble but strive"...

"Cause we're living in a world of fools
Braking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?"

If you have a Brian Guffey in your life, wake up and walk the walk of self love. Cause B.G. wouldn't be there if you haven't already proved that your acceptance and assurance of your inevitable self recognition is the key to true happiness and true love!

by Red Queen of Hearts December 2, 2022