glossed

A state of extreme highness in which ones eyes are quite shiny and appear glossy.

Dude Dylan smoked some quality dank and got hella glossed on friday.

by Buh Buh BlackPower October 17, 2008

Les Grossman

A character in the film tropic thunder

Les Grossman

He wants you to literally "FUCK YOUR OWN FACE"

by bwat January 4, 2009

glossy taco

Slang used in the nail art world meaning "glossy top coat", because of the similarity in the pronunciation of the two phrases. The phrase was coined and made popular by famous nail 'artist' Cristine Rotenberg (Simply Nailogical) after she created, climbed and conquered Polish Mountain.

Add a nice thick coat of glossy taco then let that dry because we're gonna add nail vinyls next!

by jonesie2476 July 30, 2017

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

Grossmesser

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis

Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.

by Shakesmear May 18, 2022

touch grass

used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.

"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"

"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"

by lacrynx January 18, 2021

grass tastes bad

One of Rick Sanchez's weird phrases from the show Rick and Morty.

GRASS TASTES BAD

by TheGreatInsider August 25, 2017