Fuzzy Wuzzy

a beastly man in every aspect

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear...in bed.
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair....down there.
fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he?

by duexmachina September 10, 2009

fuzzle

to become progressively more confused and lost in the middle of an online search - usually while searching for yourself or your location

Where is my house on this map? I am now totally fuzzled.

by Ignatz Pepachuk June 30, 2008

fuzzle

When one gathers lots of different people (preferably ones whom this person is attracted to) and leads them to a forest. They then go on a hunt for fuzzy creatures such as rabbits and bears. If one sees one, one must kill it with their bare hands. Once an acceptable amount of fuzzy creatures have been captured, everyone must skin the animals and wear the fuzzy skin. Once everyone has done this, one must lead the others into an open space where they shall lie and cuddle together in their fuzzy outfits. Thus, fuzzling

Yesterday I fuzzled with 29 people at once

by fuzzleguy69 January 1, 2012

Fuzzy

A race/religion created for people with abnormally fuzzy features such as; hairy legs, afro hair, jungle pubes, or caterpillar eyebrows. The race/religion is not yet stated to have a certain deity and has been traced back to late 2008-2009. The race/religion is on the verge of extinction.

Joe: Yeah, like I said, I'm a proud Jew.
Daniel: *Slaps hoe* Maaan, look at you! GET FUZZY.

by Gustafer October 11, 2009

fuzzy wuzzy

An undercover vice cop.

When my new bud Tom busted me for possession with intent I said "shit, whatta fuzzy wuzzy!"

by Alain G May 28, 2008

fuzzle

A hybrid gesture of a scritch and a tussle.

Do not fuzzle an angry yeti.

by Ytse December 27, 2004

Fuzzle

Hair from your head that gets stuck in/you remove from your butt-crack. Generally after the shower.

Damnit! I really needto get a shower cap or a haircut, cuz' I keep getting fuzzle!

by hebbs512 November 26, 2010