High functioning

A way of saying somebody is not doing too bad for a dysfunctional, fucked up guy.

He is high functioning enough to complete a sentence, but he's still not walking straight and chewing bubblegum at the same time yet, he's gonna be 40 years old soon, oh well.

by Solid Mantis January 1, 2020

fictional googology

(n) the act of attempting to create numbers larger than absolute infinity (emphasis on attempting) aka the worst thing to have ever met the internet, especially despised on Our World of Text (OWOT), a text canvas and chat site

cringe fger: "fictional googology is the best thing in the world!!!11!!!"
based owot anti-fger: "NO."
cringe fger: "yes it is"
based owot anti-fger: "screw you anti-fger, the biggest number is absolute infinity"
cringe fger: "uhh no it's t.r.u.e. .e.n.d. .o.f. .e.n.d.s. .o.f. .t.e.r.m.i.n.u.s.f.i.n.i.t.y. .X._.X." 🤓
based owot anti-fger: "fuck off | fg 💩🤮"

by NotÞatGuy July 30, 2023

functionale

An alternative noun form of the word "function," often emerging in drunken conversations.

Dude, I don't think that's the proper functionale of that broom stick.

by Matt Dubbya March 22, 2009

Functionally Bent

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.

During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.

by Corvette4meus August 12, 2009

functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 17, 2021

Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.

Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.

by GridSquid September 2, 2022

Functionalizing Statement

A clear phrase to indicate to ChatGPT your meaning when asking it to write "Instructions" for a more abstract GPT.

*To a CustomGPT: "What would You like to add to Your Functionalizing Statement?"

by Him69 June 21, 2024