Fringle

When you go out with a guy/girl, but it's not a date. It's just two friends mingling, which more than likely will lead to dating.

Jet: Where's Keith?
Guadalupe: He's on a fringle with Jenny.

by Monkey Bitch Face June 21, 2011

flying to the sun at midnight

Phrase meaning that someone is undertaking a ridiculous task with no possibility of success. To try to do something that is beyond common sense.

Mark invested all of his money in Enron stocks, after it had collapsed. He was flying to the sun at midnight.

by Cicero January 25, 2005

flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.

Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?

by papermachete November 5, 2005

Flying Carpet

When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.

Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.

by Travis Mo Dogg February 28, 2009

Flying Fuck

Something I do not give.

I don't give a flying fuck.

by tmili December 9, 2012

Flying Kiwi

Flying - To move from one place to another
Kiwi - A New Zealander

A Flying Kiwi is a New Zealander away from home.

Ironic in that the Kiwi bird, native to New Zealand is a flightless bird.

Flying Kiwi's own all.

Damn, I wish I was as cool as that Flying Kiwi.

by Prof Flying Kiwi March 20, 2004

Flying Chicken

When a woman is giving head to one man, and handjobs to two other men simultaneously she looks like a chicken attempting flight, because of her flailing arms and bobbing head.

Jamaal had some chick bend over, flap her arms, and bob her head to demonstrate a flying chicken.

by Marvin_74 March 25, 2008