There's no cheesecake here, he was Fostering to us again.
by apathetic hero January 1, 2011

the most beautiful person on this planet. so perfect and amazing. they are so nice and caring and respectful and i could go on forever. the most loyal, handsome, honest, smart, cool, loving, etc. they will never let you down and will always be there for you bc if you treat them well they will love you forever
Foster is the best person ever
by ThePersonYouNeverAskedFor February 8, 2025

by Jake7232 October 22, 2019

a humungus ela teacher who hates kids and beats them until they’re unbeatable and she’s a cabbage
—written by one of the best people ever
—written by one of the best people ever
by la famosa ariana grande December 8, 2024

Raccoon mammal woman. Specializes in poor service. Foster's are well known to dye their hair to camouflage themselves to blend into their environment. Make a sincere effort to shut boxes, and consume copious amounts of whiskey while not supervised.
by Mike Trineer December 7, 2019

a rather short person with a very short temper only to be angered by people who’ve hurt/ betrayed them. Although Foster has a hard time with people they get along with a handful and usually hangs out with one lazy ass.
by bertolts_gf March 9, 2021
