"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.

Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"

by TopCop May 13, 2014

Shots Fired

pow pow

*pow pow*

(sound of a gun firing shots)

Shots Fired

by Ching chong engrish November 17, 2013

Shots Fired

Aly's saying! Don't take it Jack! It means that you are throwin shade at someone or making fun of someone verbally. Not actually firing a gun

Man: you look awful

Woman: that hurt my feelings

Man: Shots fired

by Pussydestoyer6969 May 27, 2015

fired

Term used to confirm that a sexually transmitted disease has been contracted.

Dude 1: Yo, guess who I banged last night.
Dude 2: Who?
Dude 1: Stacey.
Dude 2: Don't tell me you mean blonde Stacy that got's the monster (aids)?
Dude 1: WHAT?!!?
Dude 2: Your fired.

by B JizZle September 24, 2006

Barney Fife

To put and end to a task or thought in it's early stages.
To be used in place of the phrase "Nip it in the bud", as Barney Fife (Don Knotts) from The Andy Griffith Show used to say.

Adam: "I heard Joe wants to ask your sister out to the club Saturday night."
Kevin: "That scumbag? I'd better Barney Fife that idea right away!"

by Joe Fink December 31, 2007

Fixed

A word meaning 'to have sufficient money'

'You Kev mate, you fixed for goin' out later?

by Æsop November 6, 2004

TxA FireDragon

A random person who likes being random. I can't believe that any dictionary would let you do this. Sad, just like the definition of "CrazyForSW". Check that out, that's just one weird word.

TxA FireDragon walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "Why is a dragon coming into my bar?"

Laugh or I bite you.

by FireDragon April 22, 2005