A being that is the center of hypocritical nonsense, and drama. Found hanging out in places where his true self is masked behind a huge wall of black and white text. These places usually contain very professional individuals who wish nothing but to skull fuck and blast his brains out.
by SyntheticGeeks November 08, 2007
by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005
When a man diarrhoea shits into a women's mouth then duct tapes it shut and tickles her until it is forced out through he nose like a dragon
That bitch be looking like an Alaskan firedragon
by Funny man adam December 23, 2020
When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.
Person 1: I paid some hoe i met on craiglist to let me give her the alaskan firedragon last night.
Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?
Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?
by The Alaskan Firedragon September 08, 2014
When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon
by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009
Putting hot sauce on your dick and letting your partner give you a blowjob with the sauce still while ejaculating the hot sauce will mix with the semen and you partner will swallow it
"he gave me a firedragons belly last night"
by Fatman Invents Words November 17, 2016
The Burmese Firedragon is when the male coats his penis in peanut-butter and hot sauce (lots of it) and then sticks his dick in his partenr's ass and takes their ass cheeks and starts rubbing them on his genitals, which wipes the mixture off, followed by the male licking it off of his partners ass.
by Jizzinbrennaspants July 21, 2009