Fiddle-fondler

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.

Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*

by Dongerlover May 28, 2015

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Fiddle file

The female version of a wank bank

Oh yeah, he has definitely earned his place in my fiddle file.

by Pseudonymbus nome September 17, 2017

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When someone asks you to fiddle their Faddle, they mean that they want you to grab their Faddle and fiddle it. If you still don't get it, it means to jack them off.

It could also just be said after something unexpected happens.

Definition 1: "Hey gurl. Why dont you come over to my house and fiddle my Faddle?"

Definition 2: "Well fiddle me Faddle! I did NOT see that coming!"

by @vegan_negan April 24, 2018

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Fiddlystick

A name for a bar or pub

Let's head down to the fiddlysticks

by VexFTW February 17, 2019

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Fiddle Diddlin’

The cleanest way to say sexual activities. Lil nasties, often under the age 16 do it in the middle of hallways.

**two nasty little heathens are making out in a crowded hallway**
Me: WILL YALL STOP FIDDLE DIDDLIN’ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY AND LET ME GET TO MY CLASS?!

by Pastel Peach February 23, 2019

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Fiddle Grippers

A pair of extra long labia. Said to be able to grip a Fiddle and play a tune.

A woman name Ruth had Fiddle Grippers so long she could play the banjo without using her hands.

by Bar Bizzle March 7, 2019

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fiddleflappin

When you’re on a date and the other party begins interrupting you with irrelevant gestures and/or comments, completely off point but somehow continues to inspire you to continue to engage in light but intelligent conversation.

“She/He was so sweet and hot but when I was indulged in my explanation, she/he kept FiddleFlapping and I got distracted by how irritatingly cute she/he was.”.

by rdbest1 November 6, 2019

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