A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.
Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.
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This occurs when you need to be working with someone else, listening to music, watching television, or doing something else while doing academic work in order to help you focus better
by blitz425 November 13, 2009
Get the distractional focus mug.A parasite that resembles a fetus that attachs itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to siphon nutrients to itself.
"Man, that poor man has a huge dorsal fetus."
"Rachel had a dorsal fetus on her back, so i decided we wouldn't have sex."
"Rachel had a dorsal fetus on her back, so i decided we wouldn't have sex."
by emilyann691 November 30, 2010
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"Get out of here you fucking faggot!"
*gains 20 chromosomes*
"Ur fetus deletus-"
*imploding noises as black hole manifests through the insultee's anus*
*gains 20 chromosomes*
"Ur fetus deletus-"
*imploding noises as black hole manifests through the insultee's anus*
by RePziK May 11, 2018
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Get the Flame Fetus mug.Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.
She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.
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