farmer-fix

making a repair using something non- permanent and looking quite shoddy in the end. But it works, possibly for years.

"Remember that lock we farmer-fixed? I use it everyday and keep thinking I should do it properly, but what the hell, it works!"
repaired unfucked cannabalized

by gasoline 2 November 29, 2013

farbergasted

when you fart and it smells like cheese.

"oh my he just farbergasted."
"johnson just farbergasted"

by exioflobololigist April 7, 2015

Farmer Five

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.

The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.

by Mrs.Chicken2 December 2, 2016

faggerino

Someone who really loves men. Extra gay.

Friend: Even though he was a major faggerino, how fucking good was Freddie Mercury's voice?
Me: Yeah man, he was amazing.

by nick_6 June 30, 2017

Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Farmer’s Fart

When someone’s fart makes the air around them smell like a farm

I thought it smelled because of a nearby farm but I soon realized that one of the guys just let out farmer’s farts!

by Spencer802 July 21, 2018

fagernigget

A mix of two of the worst slurs known to man meant to be used on both genders and rases.

Look at that fagernigget over there!

by anonymous April 8, 2022