Bum Funnel

The art of the funnelee laying on the ground, whilst 2 of his friends stand over his face with their bare behinds pressed firmly together thus forming a funnel. A drink of your choice is then poured down the funnel into the waiting mouth of the funnelee.

whilst absolutely leathered and trying to be funny, "lets do a bum funnel!"

by dave & mike June 30, 2008

german chocolate funnel cake

A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.

Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?

by CassiusKing October 16, 2017

functionality

Officially the douchebaggiest word possible for feature, capability, change, etc.

Used constantly in software development.

Person 1: We think the new functionality will really improve the user experience.
Person 2: *Bitch Slap* You mean you think they'll like the new changes?

by Lil John Off Da hook August 22, 2008

minnesota funnel cake

while having sex with your girlfriend right before you cum throw powdered sugar in her face cum in her eye and stick a feather duster in her ass.

john: hey how did you're date go with melvins sister last night
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.

by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011

functionally American

A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.

"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

Alabama Funnel

When indulging in intercourse one partner inserts a snorkeler into the others asshole the other partner then proceeds to shit down the snorkeler. Partner one then blows the shit back up the snorkeler and the other shits it back. This goes on until one person give up and can no longer go on.

Bob: "How was the sex with your girl last night?"

Jim: "It was pretty awful except for the Alabama funnel."

by Thelordandsaviorjesuschrist August 21, 2011

funna

Fixin' to as in getting ready to do something.

I funna go to the store in ten minutes if you want some hot wings.

by Barelyoutofblue December 28, 2005