Oak Express

The only single thing that seems natural when everything else is apparently bogus.

How could you play a 15 minute game of halo, only kill 4 people, and only die twice? That just doesn't seem natural, but Oak Express is.

by cotay15 July 19, 2009

Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

Bangkok Expressway

verb: the act of inserting a PVC pipe into the vagina and/or anus of a willing partner and subsequently rolling Hot Wheels down the temperary "expressway".

Barry: Hey Jody it 5:00. You know what that means!
Jody: I know its rush hour. I hate heavy traffic!
Barry: Not just rush hour, its time to take a ride down the "Bangkok Expressway"!
Jody: Ooooooooooh! Just be careful because last time we had a 20 car pile up and it messed up my colonoscopy!

by BnC baconator August 5, 2010

toledo express

An awesome punch move. Used by Ron Burgundy in Anchorman 2.

Johnny wanted to kick my ass, but he was a pussy, so I showed him the toledo express.

by Ziggy Kickass March 2, 2015

Milkmaid Express

A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.

My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.

Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.

by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018

rock and roll express

see definition for hoodini, as quoted below
"when u are fuckin a girl from behind u quickly but quietly pull out and let a friend go in while u sneak out, then go outside and wave through a window so that ur woman freaks out."

one a man two a man rock and roll express

by Derrick Winchester May 12, 2007

Shanghai Express

Any store that primarily or exclusively sells cheap merchandise from China, such as Walmart or Harbor Freight

I got it for only $20 at Shanghai Express

by mcbane999 April 17, 2010