Non existent

Your dad

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home

by VendorYT February 9, 2022

Doesnt exist

Doza riaz's dad doesnt exist

Tim:thats you
Jorj:yeas
Tim: i doesnt exist

by Your dad gay and your mom on n August 17, 2022

Dickhead Excuse

Dickhead Excuse

When someone acts as if they don't care/where not listening because they are too stupid to grasp what your saying.

Genius:”Something extremely interesting”
Idiot:wasn’t even listening to be honest
Genius: stop trying to use the Dickhead excuse I’m far too intelligent to fall for it

by Agathor0303 June 20, 2023

Do not exist

This phrase is used to describe "not caring" for someone because they pissed you off

You do not exist to me, if I do not exist to you

by Thesmartslangdude June 28, 2016

Pineapple of Existence

The pineapple from which all things in existence sprang forth

"Warship the Pineapple of Existence"

by Person8999 October 3, 2017

The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia is the cutest person in existence. She’s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.

Naomi: Talia was soo cute today

Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-

by bull_loafs_talia April 28, 2020

Why does this exist?

Don't ask me cause I don't know either

guy1: "Why does this exist?"

guy2: " dunno man it just does"

by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 4, 2021