Emoloyee

Short form for "emo employees". Typically such people have constant problems with everyone and everything at work. Therefore they get desperate and become called "emo employees".

Damn it! I got disconnected from the work VPN connection and my computer CPU is at 100%. I am a true emoloyee...

by OriginOfTruth January 10, 2024

emojo

a typo error but for emojis

i made an emojo

by kdoekd9dmwosmc9k January 16, 2024

emomo kamakige

Variation of emotional damage my friends and I made up.

Some random person: I lost my phone. Emomo kamakige!

by Redstowen February 1, 2024

emocore

Unfortunately, Corb, this genre DOES exist. I mean, there would be no way for some crackhead to mysteriously blend emo with metal, but metal songs with emotional lyrics? (listen to Megadeth's "Trust" as an example of one of the Big Four doing it) Why would you not like it? Of course we gotta get our feelings out sOmEhOw.
Emocore was a way of describing emo back in the 1980s when Rites of Spring wrote hardcore punk songs that were emotional rather than political. Essentially like how hardcore punk itself is also called punkcore.
Nowadays, emocore has spun off into a differentiating genre named "screamo," because of emo being replaced with a more gentle, indie-infuenced alternative rock genre. Screamo (skramz for people who've become scared of the original term due to normies ruining the fun) is '90s D.C. emocore all over again. Some notable bands include Florida's defunct I Hate Myself, Orchid from Massachusetts, Canada's Silverstein, (mixed with Baltimore) North Carolina's Alesana (pronounced Alice-Ana), and NYC's Saetia (SAY-shuh).

Corb: Hah, emocore doesn't exist.
Guy Picciotto: Think again, fucker.

by 7568ino November 14, 2023

emotomania

an affliction where someone obesses over how they consant feel a certain way and romantiscises this fact to the point of making it a part of their personality infamously seen on platforms like tumblr with depression

glyphy has such emotomania they're always talking about how they are sad

by oppositation June 22, 2024

emotomania

an affliction where someone obesses over how they consant feel a certain way and romantiscises this fact to the point of making it a part of their personality infamously seen on platforms like tumblr with depression

Glyphy has such emotomania they're always talking about how they are sad

by oppositation June 22, 2024

Emojoule

An emojoule is a unit of emotional energy that measures the intensity, impact, and duration of emotional experiences. Positive emotions, such as joy, love, and gratitude, replenish and amplify emojoule reserves, while negative emotions, such as anger, fear, and sadness, drain or deplete them. The balance of emojoules determines an individual's emotional resilience and well-being.

Emotional Dynamics in Emojoules:
Positive Emotions (Replenishing/Amplifying): Emotions like Joy, Love, Grattitude and Hope all generate emojoules, exponentially when shared.

Negative Emotions (Draining/Depleting): Emotions like Anger, Fear, Envy and Worry deplete emojules.

There is no capacity limit for emojoules, however when reserves drop to zero, emotional burnout occurs, reducing the capacity for positive emotional experiences until replenished through rest, connection, or self-care.

***Positive emotions generate emojoules more quickly and powerfully than negative emotions deplete them.

"Hanging out with you guys boosted my emojoules, I feel fantastic!”

"My emojoule levels are low. I need some quiet time to recharge."

by anonymous December 14, 2024