memely educated

a memely educated person is a person that spells things from memes.

how a memely educated person would spell a few things...
dude = dood
hey whats up = yo waddup faggot.
do you know the way back? = do yu kno da wae to mee mans hoome?
I'm hungry = COOK THAT MAN SUM FUCKIN' EGGS BITCH!
etc. etc.

by RandomGoatOnMoon45 May 18, 2018

educake

A magnificent creation that will solve all your problems. Life without it is hard and it’s Norway’s to let go of.

Educake is gone my life is over.

by Nonotagain January 8, 2018

Education pew pew man

A kindergarden school shooter

Lil' Timmy:Mom! Johnny became an education pew pew man and pew'd all my friends!

by shyguy1824 February 9, 2018

educational arrogance

The concept explaining the phenomenon when one is under the belief that because they have a higher degree(s), that their life holds more significance than someone with fewer or no higher degree(s). Also evident when a person frequently drops this information into casual conversation multiple times in a shameless bid for attention.

The moment you believe you are better than someone because you have a college degree, you are demonstarting educational arrogance, and therefore, are an asshat.

Asshat: Polish this turd, willya Judy, ya know I have two Master’s degrees..

Asshat: Ya know I have two Master’s degrees so I don’t understand why I have to be here.

by this_is_not_your_stuff May 11, 2018

theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators

The theory that childhood educators of any kind put out (are sluts), though the younger the children they educate, the more they put out

The theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators played itself out last night - i hooked up with a preschool teacher, a primary school teacher and a high school teacher, but only the preschool teacher was sik for DVDA

by Tev13 October 28, 2010

Education

An incredible opportunity to better yourself and better understand the world around you, frequent mocked and derided by people too stupid to appreciate it or as a defense against their own shortcomings or lack of ambition.

Jared said, "Schools are stupid. The only reason the government wants us to learn and become critical thinkers is so they can control us." Cornelius replied, "If you had been more invested in your education growing up, you wouldn't be saying such stupid things. Now get back to work. I'm not paying you minimum wage to complain about how everything is someone else's fault."

by Gladeye November 24, 2013

Internet Education

When individuals turn to the Internet to Educated them selves in lieu of getting an actual education. Most of what is learned on the internet is, in fact, not true. You can tell someone who has an internet education from a person who has an actual education by the degree and depth of their knowledge. If you think Aspartame is a poison, you have an internet education. If you realize aspartame is actually made up of 2 amino acids, you have an actual education. Other 'symptoms' of an internet education include, 9/11 conspiracy, vaccine conspiracy, fluoridated water dangers, Moon landing conspiracy, citing Alex Jones, youtube or Wikipedia as a source.

Omg, you know that Vaccines cause autism?

Really? Where did you get your internet education? Youtube? Do you have a Ph.D in Wikipedia?

by Devon McIntyer March 17, 2011