Straight Edge

X No drugs, X no alocohol, and X no casual seX

Im not straight edge to be different. Im straight edge because I know its right. Why do I want to get fucked up and forget all the shit that I did that night? No thanks, I want to enjoy my life by remembering it. Think for yourself.

by Lewis August 12, 2004

Straight Edge Drinking Game

"straight edge drinking game" is a humorous expression that implies that a certain event or series of events will not happen, or will happen with very little regularity.

It's equivalent to saying "that will never happen", "no chance". "not in a million years" or other idiomatic expressions.

Example 1:

Joe: Hey, let's drink every time Bush says something smart.

Nick: That's a straight edge drinking game.

Example 2:

Andre: Here's a straight edge drinking game. Let's drink whenever Charles Bronson goes 5 minutes without killing somebody.

by PimpOfPixels May 27, 2010

eager edge

(adj) to desire to be cutting edge; to try so hard to be cool that you become uncool.

The way Dave always needed to have people watching his stunts was way too eager edge for me.

by Elizabeth January 21, 2004

Gay Edge

Ignoring the other entry, gay edge has become a more modern day term that is used to define someone who identifies with both the straight edge and the homosexual lifestyle.

Limp Wrist does consist of gay edge members.

by MonochromeHeaven October 16, 2008

Bacon Edge

Bacon Edge is the phenomenon when people who used to be Vegan Straigt Edge start drinking all the time and eating brunch for every meal. People say that when you become "bacon edge" is when you actually start being a cool person.

yo dude, mark is so bacon edge he got a stupid shirt from www.crispytees.com or something

by darius designs August 26, 2009

weed edge

The mantra of we reasonable types who disdain alcohol and hard drugs and throw down to raw hardcore, but don't regard straight-edge as a religion when it comes to chilling with a chillum, and in most cases won't start shit with people over their own decisions unless provoked.

Sludgy, chugging breakdowns never sounded so good.

Minor Threat's drummer, Jeff Nelson, smoked weed and helped establish the DC hardcore scene alongside Rasta heroes Bad Brains. He would probably agree with weed edge.

by blazed spin kicker June 19, 2008

Spastic edge

A person who is generally good looking but has something about them which isn't quite right whether that be a physical trait or apprearace from certain angles, mannerism or about their style/clothing. Often you know a person has a spastic edge but you cannot quite put your finger on the cause.

"The barman is fit but he's got a spastic edge"

"What a freak - they are a paragon of spastic edges"

by CindaBones March 8, 2009