after dinner bint

A woman that you have to take out for an expensive meal to fuck.

"You shouldn't get yourself an after dinner bint. All that'll happen is that you lose money and get the clap."

by Oni-91 July 4, 2009

Shitmush Dinner

Shitmush Dinner is christmas dinner when cooked by someone who is sadly lacking in culinary skills, has no concern for nutritional content, or both.

Did you have a nice Christmas Dinner?

Not really; the mother-in-law can't cook to save her life. So we don't really have Christmas Dinner.... more like ShitMush Dinner....

by Sidiek December 29, 2009

ghetto dinner bell

When the fire alarm or microwave goes off to let you know the food is done.

Well yeah, the house is filled with smoke and shit, but the ghetto dinner bell hasn't gone off so it isn't done yet.

by The Medicated May 2, 2011

Mexican dinner jacket

One of those flimsy, horseshoe shaped tissues provided in public restrooms for germaphobes to place over the toilet seat before they sit down.

I couldn't' take a dump at the mall because they were all out of Mexican dinner jackets.

by OH Lee January 28, 2014

Horses Dinner

The act of eating a ginger guys penis. Yes, legitimately eating it. Tip to shaft. Bite by bite. All the way to the pelvis. Good eats!

*it must be a ginger, because horses eat carrots and apples. So the Orange/Red pubic hair makes for the perfect coloration in this tasty meal!

Black girl: Damn, I'm hungry nigga

Super pale ginger obviously without a soul: Damn, I'm horny af

Black Girl: I want a horses dinner

Ginger dude: Bet

Black girl: Bet.

by Not Eddie Madison August 8, 2017

Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.

I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Skin Dinner

Eating out that pussy real good.

She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018