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donkey dicked mother fucker 

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit
Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!

Baby Dicked 

To get screwed over by someone with a tiny penis similar to that of a baby.
You've been Baby Dicked.
Baby Dicked by CAUDILL March 31, 2007
A word that keeps fuckin' comin' up when you hit random on Urban Dictionary.
*random*
"FUCKING DUCKET AGAIN!!!"
ducket by Estafon September 21, 2005

small-dickedness

Men who feel the need to be overly aggressive to the point of being rude or just plain stupid. They feel this need as a means of compensating for their lack of manhood in the trousers.
When his dad went and punched the hockey ref, it was a pure show of small-dickedness!

long-dicked 

to bend a female (or possibly male, but unlikely in this instance) companion over a surface, and insert one's elongated member inside either of her lower orifices and repeatedly penetrate them
Harry bent over a fine ass ho and long-dicked that bitch in the ass
long-dicked by hungandslung25 March 3, 2010
To cum on or in someone. Doesn't matter where at.
Dude, you used too much hair gel. It looks like someone dicked in your hair!
dicked by dotheevolution87 February 2, 2009