taco donkey

1. Donkey pulling a taco cart.
2. A hard taco shell with a big hotdog in it.

3. A funny name to call People, Places, and Things.
4. Weiner Longer

Chris and I were hanging out yesterday at the fair when to my surprise there was a Taco Donkey there!

I went to Las Vegas and all i got was this Taco Donkey...

Look he is such a Taco Donkey!

Obviously he has employed one of his associates to call here and tell me Taco Donkey...

by Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010

donkey dong

A large sausage such as bratwurst, larger than a wiener or a banger. Often served with sauerkraut (not spotted dick). Best enjoyed with a weizenbier.

Goody! Donkey dong for lunch.

by Arschlöchli May 17, 2007

donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

by Gnizzo December 28, 2005

Donkeys yawn

a vagina so vast it takes on the appearance of a donkey yawning.

that girl i shagged last night had cunt like a donkeys yawn!

by joe t August 23, 2005

Donkey dust

An old-fashioned euphemism for "bullshit". It's something you're full of when you're wrong, and not full of when you're right.

Yes, this is true! It's true, yes it is! I'm not full of donkey dust!

by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019

Donkey reader

A person who study a lot- a geek- a dork- a swotty person - a bokworm

My classmate is such a super donkey reader ,he does nothing but study & he's really socially retarded.

by posh21 January 14, 2015

Poo Donkey

A turd with the length and girth of a horse's dick.

I 've been getting raped by a poo donkey for the last ten minutes!

by roxmokin October 28, 2009