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Divorce

AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE! Ohohohohohohoho!!!
Hym "This is what you motherfuckers don't understand... YOU know and I know... That YOU have done something morally wrong... So for YOU to try and hoist me by my own petard and act like you have some kind of moral superiority does nothing more than demonstrate exactly how arrogant you guys really are. You didn't think they'd catch you doing SOMETHING. You did SOMETHING motherfucker. What did you do? You know what you did. Emotionally abuse your wife which lead to divorce? Do we get to emotionally abuse you now? I'll catch you doing something. And now you look like an idiot."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Divorce-aversary

John was throwing a party to celebrate being single again, since it was his 2nd divorce-aversary
by Iggy10 October 7, 2023
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divorcemaxx

To divorce your wife becaus she will ruin you blood line (bad genes). This word comes from the looksmaxxing community, adding "maxx" to words.
Max: Yo my wife has negative canthal tilt
Donald: Divorcemaxx her, she will ruin your bloodline
by xxMasterRizzlerxx69 December 30, 2023
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Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink
Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.
by anonymous February 11, 2025
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Divorce

Way of crushing a men genitals through his wallet
I can't get any girls...I just went through divorce
by DjDog43 November 22, 2025
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andrews divorce

A long, drawn out separation where a married couple intends to file the paperwork to get divorced, but it never gets done due to lack of will and sheer laziness. Both parties move on with their lives but remain legally married to one another.
My girlfriend keeps pressuring me to get a real divorce. She's not down with my Andrews divorce situation.
by Golden Child 5K July 13, 2017
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Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce
Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce
by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018
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