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Digital Puppy Eyes

The digital equivalent of the puppy eyes face most often used by children and women who want something.

Most commonly found, although certainly not limited to, in the form of sad faces on AIM.
My girlfriend digital puppy eyes'd me at work into buying her tampons at Walmart on the way home.
by Webster's Bastard Child November 5, 2008
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double digit midget

military slang for someone who is "short" on a tour of duty, less than 100 days away from going home, or retiring.
Tim retires in June, so in February he will be an official double digit midget. Countdown to never wearing a uniform again!! 100, 99, 98, better than Christmas!
by Sandy Tracy February 21, 2007
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digitfuck

to perform sexual stimulation on a female using one's fingers, or "digits"
I digitfucked that bitch so hard I got a cramp in my wrist!
by Max March 14, 2004
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digitard

Digitard: An individual so immersed in digital technologies (smartphones, social media etc) that they have lost the ability to exercise common sense in practical, day-to-day, real world situations.

A digitard tends to claim superior tech-savvy, particularly as it relates to smartphones, social media or any flavor-of-the-month technology. A digitard does navigate the latest mobile/social media interface with ease - but lacks the slightest clue as to how the back-end of the given technology works, nor the ability to use the technology effectively.

Digitards tend to spew minutia of their daily lives on social media, have an incestuous habit of posting pictures of their latest meal/significant other/status etc or brag about being the first to own the latest gadget . While these announces may be harmless to others, a digitard's over-reliance on technology can lead to some unpleasant real-life situations:

1. Getting hit by a car while crossing the street, because they had their eyes glued to the smartphone.

2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because the GPS coordinates they found online just had to, had to, had to be correct.

3. Losing the innate human capacity to establish meaningful, fulfilling and lasting real-world connections that can lead to life-long friendships, love and success in all aspects of life.

One key point to remember: A digitard does not consume digital technologies - the digital technologies consume the digitard.
Example: A digitard got hit by a truck today. He had his face so stuck on his latest phone, that he failed to hear the 16-wheeler approach.

Example: A digitard was working the GPS to find the shortest route to the convenience store across the street.
by Don Mil January 27, 2014
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Digital Dash

An electronic dashboard that you typically find in high-end cars e.g. Mercedes Benz.
Cruisin' down the highway, digital dash showing 80
by leon-theproffesional December 11, 2019
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digital dash

A very expensive car
"Damn he got a digital dash!" Says Mark as his friend pulls in a Mercedes Benz.
by Slick B March 10, 2016
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Digital Age

The current era; society being rife with computers and technology on all kinds of scales, even entertainment (like videogames).
"The Digital Age is something that old people have trouble migrating to. Being a child of the Digital Age has its flaws too; some people don't read. Those people often become illiterate, which is a problem with our country dammit! >_< "
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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