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Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.
Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro
by BigNigga46 February 6, 2024
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Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.
“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”
by ONCTrain December 5, 2023
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On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024
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Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.
I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”
by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025
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Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.
Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.
by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025
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Dick rider in the House of vampires

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie
Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits
by C. MURDER September 20, 2021
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dick stuck in toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster
by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016
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