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Co-dependent

Often describing someone who finds all their value as a human being in having a romantic relationship. If they are single, they feel like a total failure and therefore will put up with all kinds of possessive, unhealthy Mr/Ms. Wrongs to bolster their own self worth.

Often seen in high school sweethearts who date all the way through college and into mid-20s. Even though annoyed and bored with each other, they still refuse to break up because they can't stand being single.
Debbie said she always knew Jason wasn't 'the one', but still dated him for 7 years. She's as co-dependent as a barnacle.
by Shumado May 18, 2014
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Depeche Mode

Man Depeche Mode kicks the ass of most of this so-called music they make now.
by Hexenhammer November 2, 2009
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depussification

1) a process required to remove any for of bitch-assness, (mood swings, not daring, literally having a pussy, bitching out, crying, lack of cursing, unable to have sex, unable to obtain sex, lack of sexual activity, rejection of sexual activity, no pursuit of sexual activity, finishing high school without sexual activity, thinking of a girl for more than sexual activity) in males that don't properly develop into manhood. Usually involves multiple test and a series of beatings and abuse. Process may take up to several years.
Ryan was a virgin super bitch until he underwent depussification. Now his balls drag on the floor.
by Nigga deeskee September 3, 2009
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Dependa

A dependa is the "Karen" of military spouses (except civilian-spoused Karens don't expect you to salute them).

The term dependa isn't necessarily about the dependant status, but the attitude carried with it. Dependas are often called out for participating in a form of Stolen Valor, by expecting the respect and thanks that their spouses get for their "service to their country". They wear their spouse's uniform items for extra likes on social platforms, and make sure to post a family photo every veterans day expecting "Thank you for your service" comments. They have a greatly overestimated self-importance and see themselves as an asset to the military instead of additional paperwork and a drain on the system. They fail to see that single service members exist and are easier for the military to employ than those with dependents. They often use "we" statements in regards to things their spouses do in the military to make themselves feel more special. They often claim to have "the hardest job in the military" and don't see this as an insult to people who actually serve.

Find dependas in their natural habitats: on their couches scrolling the fb spouse pages for drama, having freakouts on base employees at the bx/px food courts, and demanding to be given exemptions to the base rules with the tagline: "Do you know who my husband is???🤡"

The pre-evolved form of a "Dependopotamus".
"Great! Another raging dependa in the unit.🙄"-says a 1st sgt who is about to ruin the life of their soldier for how annoying his new wife is being.
by Gilby3 January 7, 2022
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Post Lord of the Rings Depression

Being in a depressed state of mind after the Lord of the Rings film(s) end and you have to return to your own sh*t, boring life.
Guy: There's only one thing wrong with The Lord of the Rings; when it ends.

Guy 1: I watched lotr yesterday
Guy 2: Did you get post lord of the rings depression?
Guy 1: As always
by Branwell Jäger November 27, 2013
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dick depression

Being emotionally conflicted because of the lack of dick or sexual activity, can affect social and academic life.
I didnt bother doing my homework last night because of my dick depression.
by Sandy squarepants October 3, 2017
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depression

A feeling which makes you think there is no hope, no way to survive, and no point in carrying on this charade you calla a life. A feeling which is so emotionaly pressing, you feel as if you're going to explode with tears.
If you cry every night, but have no reason to cry, you may be suffering from clinical depression.
by Brianna March 9, 2004
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