Turkish Delight

A both surprising and fun way to have fun with your female lover. Before intercourse state that you must go out to get some condoms and lubricant, then place your own fecal matter into a brown paper bag and give it to her. Your partner will open it only to find a pile of feces inside, then take the bag and smash it on her head or face and scream, "Turkish Delight!"

I gave my girlfriend a Turkish Delight last night, I'll probably never see her again, but it was damn worth it.

by The Shotputters April 25, 2007

Moaned in delight

Moaning happily because you are being fucked in the ass hard and dry

Last night I moaned in delight so much - said by Georgenotfound

by thatoneclownygurl October 17, 2021

Smurfish Delight

An act performed in the art of the sixty-ninth discipline: This is when a man recieves a blumpkin while eating a blue waffle.

My day just doesn't go right if I don't start off with some smurfish delight.

by camelj9259 March 29, 2011

Faggy Delight

During the climax of an otherwise normal sexual session, the male ejaculates in the females mouth and asks her to spit it up his asshole so he can enjoy a dirty creampie. Originated in Portland Oregon.

"Hey have you heard about Roger's new fetish? He tells me his girlfriend creampies him by performing a Faggy Delight."

by DirtyChando April 2, 2020

charcoal delight

fellatio performed immediately after smoking a cigarette

I heard the neighborhood hooker gave Jose a charcoal delight last night. Now that's what I call smoking pole!

by Don Gato August 28, 2008

frenchman's delight

A sexual position in which a man ejaculates inside of the partner's anus and orders them to spew said ejaculation on their face/mouth cavity.

Guy 1: Dude, Stacy TOTALLY gave me the frenchman's delight last night!
Guy 2: I won't lie man, that's totally gay and horrific.

by mr.empty666 April 12, 2011

Gentleman's Delight

This act born of love is best when properly prepared. It is best to start in a modifed missionary position. With your princess on the bottom, keep her legs together while having sex with her (this is more difficult on the larger ladies). Milliseconds prior to ejaculation, push off with your legs, much like a sprinter, and shower your princess with your gentleman's relish. Your target is her mouth, chin, cheek, cum catcher, chest. Warning! Hitting the eyes will take away from this special moment. Keeping her legs apart will force you to fumble while attempting to reach your destination. Prepare first-and you'll be successful!

For me, it is all about the money shot, that is why I give my little angel a gentleman's delight everyday.

by Gus Schultz March 4, 2008