Detective Comics

A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.

Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!

by Betterthanyouguy December 2, 2004

Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

true detective

1. The feeling of let down and displaced anticipation when something goes really well for a period of time, but, suddenly and unexpectedly, turns into a failure.

2. Disappointment after something that went well once, does not go well on the second attempt.

Girl A: I thought he and I might have been onto something really good for awhile, but then he just turned into a total fuck boy.
Girl B: Ugh, a total True Detective move

by DJPorQueZ August 4, 2016

Selective Ignorance

Claiming to not know about a subject in order to avoid a task or questions on said subject.

"Eli, get in here and do your math homework!"
"Dad, I don't know how to do subtraction with regrouping."
"Oh yes you do. Don't play the selective ignorance card with me."

by Big Mo 61 August 2, 2012

despective

A deceptive perspective.

Spongebob Squarepants is despective about his sexuality. Of course he's gay. Come out you absorbant sponge.

by Angelic Fruitcake February 23, 2005

deceptively intelligent

A compinsult, used when someone is smarter than they appear. It may be that it's being looked at such that the "thing" (whatever it is) is deceptive. In a way, that's true, but it is we who are being deceived. If his intelligence is deceptive, I am being deceived as to his intelligence.

mike: you are deceptively intelligent
mary: what is that last word mean that starts with a d
mike: look it up
mary: so ur telling me that im lying to u about what im telling u
mike: no, mary, try again...
(point proven)

by ekimregor February 28, 2011

selective crohn's

when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.

Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?

by lezbaterian December 27, 2011