grateful dead

Grateful Dead originated as a theme of stories surrounding a man traveling upon a path and meeting upon death or a life threatening debt. Another man comes along and pays the strangers debt, buries the dead man, pays for his burial, or pays his debts enabling his proper burial. In any case, the restless soul is laid to rest and the protagonist continues about his way only to find himself in peril. At this time, his life is spared by the spirit or effects of the dead man or the heroic actions of the freed man from earlier in the story.
You go to a Grateful Dead Show, but you have no ticket because you blew all your cash smoking out your recently divorced Deadhead buddy. You stand around all day getting stoned for free with your index finger in the air and some gorgeous little hippy chick comes up to you and kisses you on the lips and gives you a free ticket to the show....You, your divorcee buddy, and the cute chick with extra tickets all dance like the Wizard of Oz, hand in hand, up the ramp into the concert. 20 years later you and your Deadhead buddy are talking about the time you and he and his wife met at the Dead Show....
by j bob evans September 19, 2007
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dead mihana

You: I'm smoking dead Mihana
Pressa: Yo nigga can I have a puff
You: Nah homie this is my celebration for shooting the niggas in the op click.

Pressa: iight homie
by Pressa November 26, 2016
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Dead meme

To define a meme that is no longer relevant or not used anymore. Often most people are tired of it. A meme slowly gets forgotten until it is mostly forgotten then it is considered a dead meme.
by Epicwordman July 07, 2019
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Dead Athlete

Someone who used to play a sport but is not good enough to make it to the next level
You gonna be a dead athlete because you are slow and suck at sports
by ninjafishlover April 26, 2017
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Dead-Baller

This is when someone is a shit footballer and has no ability of any sort
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Dead Headache

A term used to express a head or neck injury that causes the person to either die or be knocked unconscious.
Dude that guy that crashed going the Slope totally got a dead headache.
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dead calm

A 'dead calm' is the action following someone having an uncontrollable sex urge during a very intense sex scene in a movie. The result is to promptly go to the bathroom or other private area to masturbate. Both applicable for women and men.

The reference to dead calm, is from the 1989 movie by that name. A very intense sex scene that has made many people have a sex trigger.
If this sex scene continue intensifying, I will probably have a 'dead calm' moment

Do you know where he went? Been a long time to the bathroom, he probably did a 'dead calm' on us after this porn clip.
by HardCoreBunny February 24, 2021
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