akmal danish

Amazing person . A cool friend yet an awesome lover. Will always be there for the ones they care about.

Jane : I think I'm in love with Akmal Danish

by Janette W December 28, 2017

denisha sofea

denisha sofea is a girl. well, she has a huge heart but she doesn’t show. she cares about others silently. she’s independent girl but deep down in her heart she needs someone. she has lots of friend, but still she feels lonely because nobody really know is she.

hey denisha sofea, i made u a playlist

by pujaan hati May 18, 2021

danish wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 10, 2008

steel toe danish

shove your big toe in a bitches schfinkter..wiggle it around a little bit..toe her asshole good..then put your tootsie toe in her mouth.

Dear Journal
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta

by Travolta January 25, 2006

Danish Fruit Stand

When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.

It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.

by KT2172 July 7, 2011

Danish Scalp Massage

A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.

Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.

by Scrootie McBoogerballs July 27, 2012

daishan

Daishan is just that living caring guy that will steal your bitch,but won't fight you over it.But once you get to know him and settle down In a relationship that's going to be the best you have ever had!!

Damn there go Daishan again,taking that nigga Bitch

by DCCCCCRayton September 13, 2017