dilf

ERWIN MOTHERFUCKING SMITH
NANAMI KENTO
REINER BRAUN. REINER. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING U REINER PLS

“oh so do you know the dude named erwin smi—“
“dilf”

by kurapikers February 1, 2021

dilf

dickhead
i'd
like
to
fuck

I tell ya', that guy was such and asshole. but snap... he was a dilf!

by the bilf September 2, 2004

DILFO

dick id like to fart on

"brent is a maajjjoor DILFO"

by mmmmkaayy...? May 19, 2009

dilf

A shorthand for calling one a Dumbass Idiotic Loser Fool.

Tanginator can be such a DILF sometimes, and by sometimes, I mean always.

by Jonas Bonus December 16, 2004

DILF

a sweet girl...hehehee

She was such a dilf when she made me those cookies!

by Dilf girl August 24, 2003

DILF

it can also be a dude,popular among girl sufers and high school chicks

That guy is a total DILF!

by natalie July 16, 2003

DILFicorn

A really hot guy who has a child or children and also has the perfect penis to match with your sexual body type.

“Girl, I met the most AMAZING DILFicorn on Tinder!!! Granted, he has kids, but his dick is INCREDIBLE because it’s the EXACT shape/length/girth I need to hit my G-spot just right and make me cum!!! Finally, it’s been too damn long...”

by AliAlSoFlo July 23, 2019