Dane Cook

A so-called comedian who is mildly amusing in small doses. Any full length show or DVD has been banned by the world community as cruel and unusual.

"Hey, did you hear the new torture they're using at GTMO?"
"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"

by Soupy Boots April 17, 2009

Dalnet

The home of all newbies on IRC, this is the poorest excuse for a "server" ever. Garaunteed to run on dedicated 14.4k connections and go down more than a teenage blonde in heat.

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Look at all of those fucking word|PuNk|/word's on DALnet! What a piece of shit server!

by akusarujin February 6, 2003

dane

Alternative word for penis.

Ronald threw the paper towels at my dane! Hes lucky it wasnt hard, the towels I mean!

by Limblessless September 16, 2008

Daneesha

She basically exists for the sole purpose of bringing 2 actual fucking gods together and third wheeling their bromance for the remainder of her days. She has actually got no other life purpose. With that said doing what she has done is already more than what anyone could ask for in feeling complete in life.

Also she changes her hair colour so much she deadass added colours to the rainbow like Shakespeare added English to the dictionary.

No one wants to be a Daneesha but it is a role that must be filled

by ParentalRegret June 9, 2020

Dagness

Dagness is a terrible word. It is a combination of everything evil in this world. For example lies, smoke, gall, ugly teeth, darkness, greedy, venereal disease, war, death and so on.

The word dagness can be compared to the devil but it is much worse.

"My biggest fear is dagness"

by Kjaersgaard April 29, 2009

damnesia

When a person does something outrageous while inebriated, then dosen't remember it the next day.

You were so wasteds you almost got in a fight with a guy twice your size! You wouldn't stop hitting on his girlfriend! You got damnesia, because I was like DAMN when I saw that!!

by king_mike June 17, 2009

dacne

dick acne

"it was the nastiest thing ever, he had dacne"

by Yafavcatlady December 10, 2016