Splash damage

When pain has been inflicted on an individual to such an extent that surrounding by-standers can't help but sympathize with the victim.

Bob: So I heard Steve got kicked in the balls by his girlfriend.

Tom: Fuck ya, I was there, every dude in the class room including our teacher suffered major splash damage.

by BlazeRaider May 17, 2009

Splash damage

When you are taking a shit, and the urine contaminated toilet water from the last person flies up straight into your ass hole before it has time to close.

Samuel was taking a shit at the McDonals on Castro street in San Francisco but he forgot to protect himself from splash damage and now he has aids in his rectum.

by KablamoBill September 21, 2012

Damage

another word used in place of damn; pronuniciation (dam!!!)-ij

Mrs. Mitchell: Hannah you got a 44% on your test.
Hannah: DAMAGE!

by indiannigga June 25, 2010

Criminal Damage

Clothing brand which specializes in Skinny types of clothing mostly, Skinny hoodies, jackets and of course, jeans. Can be reffered to as a "Scene" or "Emo" clothing brand, but only used with those with a slim taste of clothing.

Wow, she looks good in Criminal Damage!

by Lukie Noob February 10, 2012

Damaged

Def1: stupid, uncool, basically anything disliked.
Def2: What's wrong with you?? "What's your damage" or "Damaged!!"

Girl 1: Did you see her new outfit?
Girl 2: I know, that was soo damaged!!
Girl 1: I kinda liked it...
Girl 2: What's your damage today??

by inXandXoutXofXlove March 16, 2009

damagement

The reckless management of a company,that causes it to go under.That is,if the boss is an idiot,then most likely he will damage (ruin) that company,instead of managing it.

Our boss is the one guilty for the company's damagement! complains one of the employees.

by ultrasbear July 29, 2014

Damaged Goods

The change will do you good
I always knew it would
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The sins of the flesh
Are simply sins of lust
Sweat's running down your neck
Sweat's running down your back
Heated surface in the sun
Colder surface in the night (never saw your body)
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
A change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good

Damaged goods
Send 'em back
I can't work, I can't achieve
Send 'em back
Open the till
Give me the change you said would do me good
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)

by Death Menace February 18, 2023