Big Customer

When someone loves strawberry Oak milk so much he becomes a Fitzy

“Man I’m such a big customer I have that toilet a blasting after”

by Marqueefa October 25, 2017

Big Customer

Ya main customer when ya selling drugs.

"You tryna meet my boy, hes bouta pick up a couple zips real quick hes one of my big customers."

by Alcohol n juuls August 13, 2018

The Customers

A mediocre garage surf band made up of high school kids in south jersey that sounds a little too much like the growlers. Chances are if you go to one of their gigs you arent going for the music.

Yo are you going to the customers tonight?
Yeah man how much are they selling cigs for?

by sunnysideup56 February 3, 2020

Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp

Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020

Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020

Pelatis (Customer)

The one who goes to a 5v5 game and ends up with 2.3k damage and 0 vision score

-Hey did you win that game?
-NO our ashe bot was a Pelatis (Customer)

by HliasTrogloduths November 20, 2020

useless customer

Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.

Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.

by Joocy gainz February 22, 2021