cookingameing

VERB: to cook while playing roblox, only noobs that are running late but still need to play roblox will do this
NOUN: A celebrity on the internet
cookingameing is spelled wrong because this person doesn't know how to spell

yo look at this dude he a cookingameing
hey man do you wanna cookingameing at my house?
I was so late, I cookingameinged today

by anonymous December 14, 2020

croki

crocodile loki as was seen in the episode 4 of Marvel's Loki series.

Person 1: What is that? Is that a crocodile variant of Loki?
Person 2: Yes, it is a Croki.

by sujloki June 30, 2021

Cooking With Jack

Cooking with jack is NOTHING, Fuck you egg.

E - “I’m gonna search cooking with jack on the urban dictionary.”
S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”

by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 6, 2022

choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.

Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.

by Sajakain December 12, 2022

C3 (cooking chocolate challenge)

Eat one whole square of 100% dark cooking chocolate without throwing up or using anything to help wash it down or crushing it up. It can be eaten in pieces but not slivers or powder

Good Luck

Contestant: muhhnmhh HOLYY SHIT AGGHH
spectator: why would you do the C3 (cooking chocolate challenge)

by Challenge America July 12, 2012

Wine Corking

When you insert your balls into someones asshole and forcefully remove them making an audible popping noise , similar to a wine cork being popped. PS be sure to lube up before attempting.

She loves it when she hears the popping from my wine corking skills

by lil boi blue September 3, 2016

Pressure Cooking

The act up squeezing your dick in class without your hands, so you can satisfy yourself in secret.

Friend: Dude, why are you so relaxed all the time.
You: Because, my day includes regular acts of pressure cooking
Friend: What!?
You: You Know, I squeeze my dick between my legs to satisfy myself.

by gooeylooey November 20, 2016