Chive

An awkwardly skinny average height young fellow with an "I don't really give a shit" attitude. Also known to have long unwashed hair. Chives do what they want, when they want. They also don't have their license for they depend on others for rides around. The chive loves to smoke pot and will never turn down an opportunity to light one up. Don't get the chive angry, for he is a ticking time bomb.

Evan dude, you're such a chive.

by Zst December 20, 2013

Town Crier

When a man and a woman are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the woman's vagina, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the woman's pubic area while mimicing the sound of a large bell followed by exclaiming the time of day and then the phrase "And all is well". It is part of the Colonial Times sexual moves.

"Ben Reilly gave me a Town Crier last night! It was awesome!"
"4 o' Clock and all is well!"

by Babyballs October 6, 2006

Craven

To pull a 'craven' is an idiotic expression of the way you speak act and live!

(idiotic expression said) OMFG that is a craven moment right there!!

by Jamesboz09 February 16, 2009

Craven

The act of pickin' up a buddies left overs.

Just before your friend is through with a girl, you start to move in on her. 'Pullin a craven'

Man, that's the second time he's pulled a Craven on that kid.

Don't you fuckin' Craven me this time. I actually like this broad.

by Dereks Boy November 13, 2011

Chives

Chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?

Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!

by The Big Ragooy March 15, 2011

Chivero

A person who is a fan or fanatic of the Mexican soccer team las Chivas Rayadas de Guadalajara. Someone who is proud to say he/she loves the Chivas and will be his/her team until the day he/she dies.

"I know friends who are Atlas fans and Pumas fans, but I am a true chivero and will continue to cheer for my Chivas!!"

by Nando A. March 25, 2007

Chive (chiving)

a verb refering to the act of fingering ones asshole

"Dude, I chived her good last night. She didn't even crap."

by Bonnar May 25, 2004