sausage creature

Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.

Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.

I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.

I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....

by Jordan22 June 11, 2006

Emotional cheating

Emotional cheating is hard to define because everyone has their own unique set of relationship boundaries. In general, if you have connected with another person emotionally, even within friendship form, while disconnecting with your partner at the same time, you’re crossing into emotional infidelity. An act of having feelings for somebody else while in a relationship. Often occurs when one partner is channeling emotional energy, time or attention to someone else than the person committed. To the point the partner feels neglected. Although, emotional cheating is whatever and however you want to define it as. And if your partner's connection with someone else makes you feel uneasy or upset, it is important to have a conversation to re-establish your boundaries.

“I heard jenna saying she heard her boyfriend was emotional cheating”

by Your.Babe June 30, 2019

black men don't cheat

The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .

"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"

by aguzejr December 30, 2017

Young Earth Creationist

The long definition:

A man who believes that the past few centuries of scientific data developed by thousands of great minds is all wrong and that the earth was conjured in 6 days 6,000 years ago by an invisible man. Totally ignorant to carbon dating(or anything any relevant to science for that matter), these people remain as primitive as we once were in the middle ages.


The short definition:

One whose IQ is vastly exceeded by his shoe size.

Bob: Poor Kent Hovind, he thinks the earth is 6,000 years old.
Kevin: Crazy Young earth creationists hold back true science.

by Coerce1 March 17, 2009

Eating Ain't Cheating

An expression used to excuse performing oral sex on a girl when you're already in a relationship with someone else.

Guy 1: Did I see you take Becky home last night? I thought you were going out with Laura.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.

by sonuchan92 October 26, 2010

Cheat List

A list of people that you or your partner can have sex with without consequences. The list is composed of women or men that are attractive or a celebrity.

Girl: Ok, so we're done the cheat list

Boy: WTF?!?! Justin Bieber?

Girl: Ya he's hot

Boy: I'm breaking up with you

by Jimmy Balmar March 3, 2010

Super Rainbow of Creativity

An aura of creative awesomeness that surrounds a person when trying to be unique and think outside of the box. Usually a blend of colorfulness and takes the shape of a rainbow. Influenced by Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory.

C'mon man, where's your super rainbow of creativity?!

by alexaaawatt?! March 10, 2009