Six Count

A bitching band out of the Atlanta area with three very talented musicians.

Teeniebopper1: Six Count is so awesome.
Teeniebopper1: OMG! Their bassist is so hott!
Rocker: Shuttup Bitches, They kick ass so stop pussifying them.

by Logan September 25, 2003

post count poker

A messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to pass the time while sitting at his desk at work on a Saturday afternoon.

Rules: Zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.

EXAMPLE:

ken_valyi: I created a lame little game called post count poker, because I'm bored on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

ken_valyi: Posts: 3336, I got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?

chugg: Posts: 11411, Four Aces, Suck it down bitches.

Alexander: I can't, but right now .milFox has Posts: 11111
Five Aces?! somebody get a rope!

by lotto winner July 6, 2006

Dear Maria, count me in

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.

“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

by That one person who farts August 8, 2022

Slut Count

Approximate amount of sluts in attendance at a social gathering.

Greg: "Hey bro, what's the Slut Count lookin like at that party?"

Dalton: "Slut Count is at 23"

Greg: "That is Slutastic!"

by CandyBalls July 4, 2011

post count

Determines how cool, and in some cases, how majestically powerful you are on a forum.

"What's the scanner say?"
"HIS POST COUNT IS OVER 9000!!!!11one!"

by chrisweezy March 21, 2008

Post count

On internet forums, post count is obviously the counter that tells a person how many posts they've made. Many users tend to be smug as fuck off their post count, and act shitty towards others with lower posts, even if the guy with the lower posts has been around longer. People with astronomically high post counts tend to think they're part of the staff.

Look at the post count of this obnoxious fuckface... He made 33,000 posts since registering 6 months ago. What a fatass loser.

by Wasabimoto September 27, 2010

Body count

1 × the number of people with whom you've had penetrative sex, plus 0.5 × the number of people with whom you've had only oral sex. This is known academically as the Yochey Standard

My body count is 5.5

by Academic Concensus September 8, 2022