humble cottager

Giles a.k.a. Nutty from Gogglebox season 13.
King of Cottages

i’m not a politician, i am but a humble cottager, nutty.

by zozza March 18, 2021

c0ttagecakes

the swaggiest tiktoker on earth
they have a cool frog plush

a quadruple threat!!!! they have scoliosis, hes gay, shes dyalexic, and it has knee problems!!!!!!!!!!!!

(this was totally nkt written by the c0ttagecakes what do you mean)

🐛

car: hey do you know c0ttagecakes?
c0ttagecakes: b1tch thats me

by c0ttagecakes November 18, 2021

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Zack goes cottaging on thursdayd

by Goblin Ringleader August 19, 2022

Cottaging

When you and your fellow country man have fun in a public lavatory

Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it

by Bigbro77755743 October 23, 2023

Cattage

Exactly what you think it is. If you think cattage is a cat cabbage, then cattage is cat cabbage. If you think cattage is a cat cottage, then cattage is a cat cottage.

He looked at the cattage with awe.

by Awesomeizbiz November 8, 2023

Contage

(Verb) to contaminate someone or something

She stayed at home because she didn’t want to contage anyone.

by Miral February 28, 2024

Cootage

A lesser form of the word "Caution", used to identify lesser threats that aren't fit for the other words referring to danger.

There was a weird smell coming from the fridge, but no mold, so it’s just cootage for now.

by awesomeIV July 17, 2025