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Total Compensation Equilibrium

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.
"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".
by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009
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pulled a Cohen

When one makes a ton of life changing decisions in a very short period of time, with thorough analysis and little apprehension, remorse, and zero fucks being given. An amazing feat of daring, coordination and logistics!
Jeb pulled a cohen last week by selling his house, car, boat, cat, dog, and favorite smoking jacket, I can't believe he is moving to bora bora to save the ancient striped carp of the southern pacific.
by PouchCoach4Ever April 1, 2017
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clopen

In mathematics, a set that is both open and closed.
The union of the closed intervals |0,1 and |2,3 is a clopen set.
by Raptor007 January 28, 2009
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Cope N Cry Harder

Express how much you are coping while crying at the same time
man stop being so mad,
"Cope N Cry Harder"
by Salcondo May 11, 2022
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Coped-Out

Drinking a lot of alcohol, getting kicked out of a party, passing out somewhere outside and losing some of there belongings.
Doing any or combination of these things with result in a cope-out.
1:Have you heard what cope did last night?
2:Nope.
1:He did all of this! Drank a 5th of alcohol, 3 jello shots and 2 beers; Got kicked out of the party; Ran 5+ blocks to an abandon building; Attempted to climb the fence; Fell and knocked himself unconscious in the bushes for 5 hours; woke up and wandered back to the house without shoes, shirt, one sock and cell phone.
2: NO WAY DUDE! He totally Coped-out tough.

Being a very violent, aggressive and physically active drunk.
by DJGOOCH March 8, 2011
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cohen

Someone who sits at the back of a class and watches NBA live streams.
Dude 1: wow. look at him, he's probably doing a cohen.
The cohen himself: Yes, 3 pooiiiinterrr!!!
by Ucringeme May 17, 2017
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elmira cohen

she is a thong-shopper jewish snow in hair, boyfriend macker in front of my locker, thinks she hot shit, wannabee.
melissa shari thong-shopper, bargain- stealer cohen
by julien February 17, 2005
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